Congratulations!
You have reached just another site, the revolutionary website soon to
be a major motion picture starring Brad Pitt and Bruce Willis!
At this time, we wish to encourage all returning or experienced web surfers to click on whichever link
you choose.
For all of you who are new to this whole ‘website visiting’ thing, here are a few
tips to ensure the most optimal and enjoyable visit possible:
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Located to the left are words called 'links'. Clicking on one will move you to a different
page on this website. You don’t have to click on them in a particular order. However, most humans have an automatic
reflex to go to ‘pictures’ first.
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Once you have relocated, you will have to endure a whole lot of reading. If you feel you are beginning
to lose focus, rest your eyes for a few minutes and then go read something more worthwhile. Such as the bottom of a cereal
box.
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Please refrain from flash photography. The sudden bright light creates a glare on the computer screen
and oftentimes disturbs my train of thought.
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Before you leave, please take a few moments to sign the guestbook. Do this by scrolling to the bottom
of this page and clicking on the button labeled ‘Sign my Guestbook.’ It doesn’t have to be a long message,
just your name and how you liked (or didn’t like) this site. This is done simply for our personal records, and your
information will not be given out to any third parties. To read just another site’s
privacy statement, click here.
We hope you have a relaxing and enjoyable stay and that you come back soon to increase the hits on
our counter!
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